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Neil Foxs Juke Box on Capital Radio (week ending 15/March/1998)

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Here is an excerpt from Neil Foxs show on Capital Radio 95.8FM, sometime
during the week ending Sunday 15/March/1998 (probably during the weekend,
but I dont remember).

First I will give the text of the conversation between Neil Fox and
telephone caller Martin, then I will state my interpretation.

(conversation) (F=Dr Fox, M=Martin the caller)

F: coming up on the jukebox, the hotlines 0171-4848-958, just a quick shout
here and so whos this going to be then Mr Producer?
(staff, shouting) MARTIN!
F: Couldnt quite hear you, its going to be?
(staff, normal voice) Martin.
F: Thank you. Martin, hello.
M: Hello, Foxy.
F: How are you Martin.
M: Er, knackered.
F: Why?
M: Didnt get much sleep last night. Party down the road.
F: What time did you go to bed?
M: Four oclock this morning.
F: Well that sounds quite a reasonable Saturday night if you ask me.
M: I was up at eight.
F: You were up at eight this morning?
M: Yeah.
F: Thats sick. Why? What on earth made you get out of bed at eight this
morning?
M: My father.
F: Well thats no good. Why is he being sicko, is he being a sadist?
M: No, he out there, sort of clearing room.
F: Listen, is your dad there?
M: No, hes downstairs.
F: Oh mate, can you get him?
M: No.
F: Does he not let you on the phone? The only reason is that I wouldnt mind
having a chat with someone who makes anyone get up at eight oclock on a
Sunday morning. Im sorry, thats ill isnt it, thats out of order.
M: Its sick.
F: Im just going to ask around here. What do you think then, eight oclock
Sunday morning? Thats out of order isnt it, for any father?
(staff) Yeah, definitely.
F: Is he like victimising you or something, is there any reason why he wanted
you up at eight oclock? To clean your room?
M: Well as I say I got up at eight this morning to clean my room and it looks
worse that it did yesterday.
F: Well I should have just left it and stayed in there until eleven oclock
if I was you.
M: Well I was up, I didnt get out of bed.
F: What, you didnt get out of bed at eight oclock? No, he woke you up at
eight oclock. Did you do any cleaning at all?
M: I havent touched my bedroom.
F: Top man. Boy youre going to get your arse kicked later arent you. Now
a song for you, what can we play?
M: Guns and Roses, Sweet Child of Mine.
F: And were going to dedicate this to your father?
M: No were not, well dedicate this to my good mate Jamie, whos sitting
on the bed now.
F: Right, hello Jamie. And anyone else? Any top totty in your life at the
moment?
M: Unfortunately no.
F: The totty factor is quite low at the moment is it?
M: Its dead.
F: Its dead? What, nothing?
M: Nothing.
F: What, zero? Well, thats pathetic. No wonder youre down. You stay out
til four oclock and nothing. Wed better have words when were off the
radio I think. We need to give you a team talk. You have a good night tonight.
M: And you.
F: Take care.
(song starts)
F: Actually something was going through my mind. I think Ill leave it.

Im not really sure whether this is in any way about me. It probably isnt.
Probably its just my nasty suspicious mind finding links where none exist.
However, here is an explanation of why it might, possibly, be about me.

Throughout this interview, I was throwing abuse at the radio, and to my mind,
Neil Fox was hearing the abuse, and responding interactively. This explains
why he sounds so stressed when talking to telephone caller Martin, and the
general violence of his words including Boy youre going to get your arse
kicked later arent you.

The piece starts of with the producer shouting the name of the caller, which
might be related to my loud vocalisations at the radio. The trouble starts
off with Fox saying Thats sick. Sick might be taken as a reference to my
condition. Then Fox says, Why is he being sicko, is he being a sadist?,
again sick = my illness, sadist = attitude of my oppressors towards me.
thats ill isnt it = further comment on my illness. Is he like
victimising you or something = again what my enemies are doing to me.

Fox sounds quite happy when he gets Martin to say Its sick; as you would
expect him to, if the comment were directed at me. It is a constant feature
of my enemies harassment of me that they get intermediaries to verbalise the
abuse. Immediately after saying victimising you Fox gives a little laugh,
to show he thinks the victimisation (of me, not Martin) is funny.

Fox gets increasingly nasty as the piece progresses. Boy youre going to get
your arse kicked later arent you is not really what you would expect him to
say if he were just talking to Martin. Fox is on the same side as Martin, so
why would he be so verbally aggressive to him? On the other hand, if the
piece is about me, then his strong words start to make sense.

Foxs jubilation at finding that Martins totty factor is dead again
doesnt make much sense unless you think that he might not be considering
Martins totty factor, but mine, since its a fairly well known fact that my
totty factor is not significantly above zero.

To round off the 135 second interchange, just as the next track is starting,
Fox says, Actually something was going through my mind. I think Ill leave
it. Given that I was chucking abuse at Fox throughout, it is only natural
for him have thought up a reply that he would have wished to have made,
except that such a reply would (a) probably not be suitable for a family
show, and (b) have given the game away completely.

So there you are. You the jury, what say you in the case of plaintiff vs.
Neil Foxs Juke Box, guilty or not guilty?

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